@thenickconrad: “that’s what you’ll look like when you’re pregnant one day. She’s about the same size as you.”
me: “she’s a litte smaller than me actually.”
@thenickconrad: “that’s true, you look more like that one…” [points at the second photo] 
…I’m pretty sure my boyfriend just called me fat. 

[for those w/o humor, I’m kidding, it was just too easy a comment not to poke fun at.]

(photo via thecellardoor)